What can I get for you?
4 bottles of vodka and 2 packs of Marlboro reds
Sir im gonna have to cut you off *puts paw on ur hand* sober up
Now remember people, National Coming Out Day is on its way. If you “come out” on facebook as straight and/or cis, an ally, a brony, a fucking whovian, or anything other than a marginalized sexual orientation and/or gender identity, I will ram my boot so far up your ass you’ll be tasting Vans for weeks.
when people are the same character as yuo
Does Canada even have a president or is it just whichever moose has the strongest antlers
a wallet that will never be stolen from your purse
that’s fucking brilliant
how, by putting a dollar in gift wrap?
i don’t get it
it’s not gift wrap
then what is it?
It’s a pad wrap, we use it when our cunts turn into fucking World War III.
ok so now women dont steal it but there are men who do not understand what that is and assume its a present
Tumblr on september 30th
very important stores
CLOSET COSPLAY JADE??? btw this wig SUCKSKSKS
I’m so sorry but its just that time of year
so totally not soorrryyyy YHEAAAA!!!!!!!!!
I swear they all have Tumblr accounts
*spooky scary skeletons plays in the background*
WHY ISN’T THIS THE LAW ALREADY ACROSS THE COUNTRY AND ALSO THE WORLD